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A gomer who, while recklessly driving a beater, cowboy cadillac, or pig wheel almost kills you and therefore scares you so much that you'd drink an entire jug of his moonshine to calm down.
That damned gomer jugmaker ran me completely off the road!
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When you are expected to do something you had absolutely no idea you were supposed to. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!
Three or more people in a sexual gangbang or "PYLE"
We were all playing naked twister and it turned into a gigantic gomer. My knees and balls are sore...
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While receiving head you nut in her mouth. Salute and yell "Surprise,surprise,surprise..." (MILITARY FATIGUES OPTIONAL)
I gave my wife a Gomer Pyle lastnight, she was mad.
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Derogatory term for an old person.
That gomer is about to croak.
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Your dick. No, seriously. Gomer pyle. Heh heh.....
"My gomers is 7 feet long and i can f**k people long distance"
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A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson
The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.