Geezers Gonna Geez

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys”

Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys

potatoes gonna potate

the total disregard of another potatoe because of the way they potate themselves.

person 1. that potato was so whack!

person 2. oh well, potatoes gonna potate.

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Niggers gonna nig

Describing a static state of being. Nothing ever changes. Status quo is upheld in perpetuity.

How did the election go?
Pff you know, ain't a damn' thing has changed. Niggers gonna nig.

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We gonna dance

Translation: You and I are going to fight, have at it, brawl, make with the bitch slapping.

Sometimes people 'dance' verbally, and other times, they 'dance' physically. Either way, the 'dance' ends in some kind of pain.

"You lyin' bitch!"
"What did you just call me?"
"I called you a lyin' bitch!"
"That's it. You and me, we gonna dance."

I'm gonna die

Over-reacting by saying that you are dying but are actually in alot of pain.

Girl who has been running alot says "I'm so tired! I'm gonna die!"

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I'm not gonna lie

A term that when prefixed to a statement does more damage than good. Its purpose is to state that you are about to tell the truth about something. However, If one has to use this statement, it can be concluded that when that same person does not use this statement then they are lying, because when they are telling the truth, they state that they are about to tell the truth by saying, "I’m not gonna lie..."

So this statement, in effect, when used, devalues any potential credibility one once had as an honest and truthful person when they are not using the statement.

It is synonymous with: to tell you the truth, honestly, actually, as a matter of fact, in fact , truthfully

I'm not gonna lie, she is looking fine.

I'm not gonna lie, this taste terrible.

I'm not gonna lie, you are really good at what you do.

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I'm gonna cum!

A warning given near the end of coitus, usually directed toward a female from a male

Guy having sex with girl: "I'm gonna cum!"
Girl: *Covers face or whatever else she doesn't want the splooge to get on*

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