rolling up a flag (usually an American one) and shoving it where the sun don't shine
Friend 1: Hey! Wanna go gooting? Flags are half off!
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me when and where and i’ll be there!
Friend 1: Love you man!
Friend 2: Love you too bro!
noun: item held in generally in a bag used to lure the opposite sex away from scum bags and to yourself.
I used my bag of goots to get the bitch away from that prick and to myself.
adjective,
1. one who is a dopamine and pleasure and stimulation addicted goblin,
ex. one who is addicted to porn, and short-form media, and is so dependant on constant stimulation that they are unable to commit to playing a game that doesn't immediately stab a comedically large needle of dopamine directly into the player's brain.
"hey, dude you wanna run some lethal company tonight?"
"nah that game is boring, I'm just gonna touch my willy, vape, and stimulate my dopamine receptors until I cannot take pleasure in any other part of my life."
"damn, you are a goot for real, spending your time gooting like that."
Goots is person that has developed a like of eating. A goots can be described as a picture of fitness or a fitness fanatic. Goots eat a lot.
Marilyn Nogdanis and Maria Nicola is a chubby chubby goots goots