7th Grader

Young animals who enjoy irritating and bothering 8th graders. They constantly cause drama and get random people involved. They love assuming things and creating rumors.

8th grader #1: Dude, that 7th grader assumed I liked Allison and started a dumb rumor.

8th grader #2: DUDE THOSE 7TH GRADERS NEED A BEATING.

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fourth grader

According to the actions of President Bush, a fourth grader is someone who can replace Bush if he successfully gets assassinated by a pretzel.

Although this definition gives too much credit to Bush, it will suffice.

Also see 4th grader

4th grade Teacher: Okay, class what comes after W?
fourth grader: X?
4th grade teacher: Correct Billy.
George W. Bush: X is for oil!
4th grade teacher: -silence-

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Eighth Graders

Eighth graders are kids who are eager to get to know highschoolers and often become obsessed and/or creepy with their highschool friends but once they become freshman they "lose touch" with them and conform into a social group becoming a totally different person.

Desperate 8th grader - so...do you have a boyfriend

Highschooler - no, why?

Desperate 8th grader - no reason. Hey! can i have your number?

Highschooler - uh..no

-OR in a even creepier situation-

hotdrummer4life - sup! this iz rick
basketballchick - who's rick and how did you get my email?
hotdrummer4life - i got it from my frinds i was wonring if u will go out with me?
basketballchick - I'm going to call the police if you don't stop following me. I'm tired of all you weird eighth graders.

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second grader

A little girl who thinks they know what love is. Or a boy who is in love with minecraft, and I afraid of girls.

I could tell he was a second grader, because of his minecraft

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6th grader

11/12 year olds who act edgy and cool. 6th grade boys playing fortnite, and 6th grade girls being vsco girls while listening to Billie ellish and drinking Starbucks while faking depression.

(I actually used to have a friend who used to listen to Billie Ellish and all that stupid shit)

6th grader: sksksks and I oop

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3rd Graders

The most dangerous thing known to mankind.

Yo, the 3rd graders are coming! Run for your lives!

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Eighth Graders

A group of hot girls that they may be younger than they look or act.

Damn, Ken those eighth graders are fine.But be careful, looks can be disceiving.

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