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ah-greed

Fucking annoying phonetic pronunciation made popular by The Clique series. Used mostly by 12-year-old girls and people with the mentality of 12-year-old girls.

Morgan: Emigash, did you see those green plaid pants she was wearing? She needs to be sent to fashion rehab ASAP, ah-greed?
Brittany: Ah-greed.
Jessica: Ah-greed.
Taylor: Please shut up.

by rubyslippers29 January 13, 2008

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Nuclear Greed

Nuclear Greed is making money at any cost to Society!

The Utility was found to be guilty of Nuclear Greed by the Courts after it was determined that the Utility endangered local residents by its business practices.

by CaptD July 25, 2011

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pot of greed

A particularly nasty anal prolapse involving cum inside the anus like a cup.

"Dude she totally drew my Pot Of Greed"

by PleaseKillMeNow April 1, 2017

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speed greed

When bitchass people just keep asking for lines after being told no. Very contagious and the person with speed greed thinks they aren't being rude.

"You better stop coming at me with your speed greed guy"

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017

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greed-intelligence paradox

The 'greed-intelligence paradox' states that a person cannot be both greedy and intelligent because the two traits are mutually exclusive.

The 'greed-intelligence paradox' encompasses the more detailed 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', which explains a lot about leaders and people.

The 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation' explains the 'generally true' relationships between levels of greed and overall intelligence within an individual: put simply, greedy people are not particularly intelligent, and intelligent people are not particularly greedy (this would be the general form of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation').

These are the 'generally true' statements of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation':

- The greedier a person is, the less intelligent that person is.
- The less greedy is a person is, the more intelligent that person is.
- The more intelligent a person is, the less greedy that person is.
- The less intelligent a person is, the more greedy that person is.

In one extreme case of this 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', we know it is impossible to amass and hoard incredibly large amounts of monetary and material wealth or even want it, while also being a truly highly intelligent person. Highly intelligent people do not hoard money or stuff, they want to enjoy life and nature, and they want to share what they have with others. Truly intelligent people are also honest.

ex. Nikola Tesla was unquestionably the most overall intelligent person who ever lived. Tesla spoke 6 languages, invented the modern AC motor and the radio, and was the most prolific inventor of all time. Tesla lived and died dirt poor and in financial debt. Humanity owes Tesla a great debt of gratitude for the amount of freedom (and liberty from toil) his inventions have afforded mankind. Tesla was an extreme example of the validity of greed-intelligence paradox.

ex. International bankers profit from all major modern global military conflicts and wars --- promoting the killing of innocent people is financially profitable but not intelligent behaviour.

ex. The 'greed-intelligence paradox' explains that exclusively unintelligent people make up the class of incredibly wealthy people (the ruling class) on the planet, which explains why planet Earth is in such a mess from economic, environmental, moral and social perspectives. It is quite evident that wealthy unintelligent people are running and ruining the planet.

*** People have no business equating high net worth with high intelligence --- precisely the inverse is true. ***

by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

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free stuff greed

People that go to conventions and shows and get too much of the same stuff for free. They don't know what to do with all of the stuff that they took.

Marcus has a severe case of free stuff greed; he went to a computer convention and took twelve identical notepads from Microsoft.

by Kilowatt June 8, 2007


It was the greed that killed the gob

A saying used in fornite to describe players that loot instead of do anything else in which they always end up getting themselves killed.

James: i saw a scar in the storm, imma go and get it.
James: fuck I am not gonna make it out.
Brodie: James, u do know that "it was the greed that killed the gob".

by FloppyPussy May 14, 2018