Greek

Greeks border on obsessive behavior in many aspects and also claim to invent everything when they are really simple people who believe in stupid shit like spraying windex on cuts. Arguing and discussing things logically with greeks is near impossible because they will just make up things.

I had a Greek girlfriend once... I couldnt put up with her unrelenting mouth and bullshit so I hit it and quit it.

Man that Greek claimed that Greeks invented a time machine already.

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greeking

Blowing a fat load in some bitches eyes, gluing her eyelids shut.

"Man, I just greeked that bitch," or "I'm thinking about greeking her tonight."

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Greek

If someone is greek he is your father (metaphorically like god). Greece is the most wealthy country ever........NOTTTTT

I am greek so keep calm malaka

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Greek

To vomit as if you were a member of a fraternity/sorority, to vomit immensely.

"Man i feel like imma greek all over the place"
"Damn, after the beer pong tourney i greeked like crazy"
"HOLY SHIT, Nick is greeking all over the place"

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Greek

Someone who can trace every single human invention back to Greece. Glorifies Greece for being the cradle of democracy, yet doesn't even have the letter 'd' from democracy. Has sub-Saharan ancestry yet loves to scream white supremacy. The men look like monkeys and receive the most sexual interaction from desperate Serbian men. Have the ability to fart soundlessly and cry together with Serbs about how they're the rulers of the universe and come up with theories on how even God is Greek.

Greek: "You know, Greeks invented sex."

Non-Greek: "That's true, but it was the non-Greeks that introduced it to women."

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Greek

When something is weird and foreign but otherwise indescribable

What type of shitface lettering is this?

Response: eh it's fucking Greek

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Greeks

Greeks are Ethiopians they have a fake nation thats only been existed since 1821. they claim everything is theirs for ie) Macedonia,Epirus,Cyprus.

Greeks Have a Ethiopian Sub Saharan DNA For a country thats only been existed since 1821 claiming Alexander the Great was Greek Pffft Liars Liars Liars. In fact Alexander was Never Greek, The dna done in France and America proved that The Greeks had nothing to do with the ancient Macedonians or Alexander the Great.

Alexander The Great = Macedonian
Cyprus = Turkish
Epirus = Albanian
Greeks = Ethiopian Gypsies that formed a nation in 1821.
Macedonia = 4,000 Years old Country.
Greece = A fake country with a fake nation and also a fake history.

Macedonian History = 3,000 Years old
Greek History = 162 Years old

Stop the lying Greece we all know your country is filled with Propaganda.

Long Live Macedonia

Macedonians are Macedonians, Never Greeks.
Greeks are Ethiopian Gypsies that formed a nation in 1821.
Alexander The Great MACEDONIAN was Macedonian.

We all hate Hellas.

Da Te Ebam Grcia!

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