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housewives who force their husbands to buy huge expensive gas guzzling SUV's but have no purpose for them other than to get groceries.
kelsey: you better buy me an escalade.
matt: ok
bernard: why do you need an escalade? you have no kids. all you would be doing is getting the groceries.
matt: dude, wtf? the costs outweigh the benefits.
bernard: your wife is so dumb just like all the other grocery getters.
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When one either doesn't have the money to buy food or the grocery store is closed, they go to a friend or relative's house and raid their pantry or refrigerator.
We were going to make tacos on Sunday, but we were out of lettuce and shredded cheese and the store was closed, so mom told us to go grocery shopping at grandma's house.
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1) A flow by rapper Gudda Gudda in Lil' Wayne's song "Bedrock" which doesn't make sense to most listeners.
2) To be confident in one's possession of an object or person. A reference to the idiom "in the bag".
3) Nonsensical statement used when someone doesn't understand what you're saying likely because you're quoting rap lyrics.
1) She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad
And I got her, nigga; grocery bag.
2) How'd your interview go?
Grocery bag.
3) Me: Holla at'cha guala, zoom later
You: Huh?
Me: Grocery bag!
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A sexual act performed by at least 2 people/ Mainly performed by a women on a man/ Similar to roadside assistance/ When the women gives oral sex to the man in a car while sitting in any supermarket parking lot.
i.e. Walmart, Target
Most often occurring at night times or when there is a low influx of people in the parking lot at any given time.
LJ: Hey babe, you down to go bagging the groceries before we leave?
Rylee: Oh hell yeah, get over here now.
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Another word for anus. I was derived from underwhere that had grocery shot in them(racing strips)
The turd was so big it about ripped my grocery hole.
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Throwing up. Often used by fisherman who get seasick and throw up over the side of the boat.
Dude, I'm not feeling well, I think I'm gonna blow groceries.
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1. Something no talent rappers say randomly to cover up the fact that they ran out of decent rhymes a long time ago. Often is preceded by a long pause highlighting the complete fail at lyrics
2. The prefered method of killing oneself after being forced to listen to the pop song "Bedrock"
1. "And I got her---
Grocery Bag"
2. "This is the stupidest song I have heard in quite some time, once again my faith in pop music has been destroyed. Which means once again it is time for me to kill myself... and I know just how to do it too! GROCERY BAG!!!
*put grocery bag on head*
*passes out onto floor hopefully never to have to put up with this shit ever again*
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