Random
Source Code
Random
The guitar is an instrument that usually has six strings. The majority of guitarist are musically illiterate and can only read tablature. Actually being able to read notes is preferred. Chords are also used sometimes. The most flexible guitarists can play all three.
Chords look like this:
F#m E Csus Dm
Tabs look like this:
--------2-----------
----3---------------
-----------4--------
--------------------
----------------0---
--------------------
Standard tuning on a guitar is E-A-D-G-B-E. However, sometimes the tuning is altered in order to change the sound. An example is drop D tuning, where the strings are changed to Db-Ab-Db-Gb-Bb-Eb.
18👍 20👎
First spit on your hand and jiggle your balls while you stroke your shaft as if you where strumming a guitar.
I was so tired of using the stranger, I resorted to the guitar.
9👍 7👎
A weirdly shaped instrument with usually six strings, goes BRLWEMNNNNMMNMNNNNNMNMNNM when you do a thing with your finger.
Person: I'm going to strum this guitar now.
Guitar: BRLWEMNNNNMMNMNNNNNMNMNNM
no, this instrument won't magically make girls attracted to you
*Picks up guitar*
anyways here's Smoke on the Water
The instrument i was forced to play from the age of 8.
"-hey mom i don't really like guitar, can i try something else?
*slaps*
-No you piece of shit, you're learning guitar."
Hades' favourite instrument. He plays it a lot in Discord voice channels.
"Hey, look! Hades is playing guitar!"
"Noice"
a stringed instrument that when played, will help you get laid
"I got genital herpes and inpregnated 2 chicks from playing guitar so much last night"
19👍 26👎