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toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

by blue dog March 12, 2015


guppy stomper

Slang for a sadistic prison guard known for enjoying stomping and killing inmates’ companion animals.

Yeah, that pathetic guppy stomper is a real piece of work.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


guppy rule

Enough guppies can eat a treasury.

Refers to several small and cheap projects, files, purchases, or other items expending most or all of available resources, originally a city treasury.

Get some snacks for the party, but do not forget the guppy rule.

by El Fredo October 22, 2004

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


butt guppy

A butt guppy happens when you're finished taking a shit but your asshole won't close and is hanging open like a guppy gulping for air.

The other day my starfish squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy. I think I might be getting ass flu and will have to go home scule.

by Wally Pelech February 15, 2007

34πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Guppy Twat

Someone who always pushes you to the edge, never knows when to stop. They are immature and always thinks they're right. They are often typically gypsies.

Girl 1: nahhh u know I'm always right, see here look
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!

by Ur main hoe Xoxo May 22, 2017


Love Guppies

sperm

Bob blew a load of love guppies all over Sara's face.

by m3n00bz October 27, 2016


Curtis Guppy

A normy who thinks he is cool because he likes shitty memes.

"Lol shrek is a good meme"

"No its not fuck off you normy Curtis guppy suck a dick"

by HiddenBoi October 30, 2017