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NOT just an excuse for girls to dress like complete sluts. Also an excuse for guys do dress as comfortably as possible in some ill-conceived "costume," and for both sexes to then get shitfaced and get laid, no matter how fat/ugly the accomplice. If you were born in July, you were probably conceived on Halloween- think about it!
Stacy: "Hi Tracy, know what you're going to be for HALLOWEEN?"
Tracy: "Well, I have this really short skirt..."
Stacy: "Great. Mark or some other guy will want to pork you if you wear it."
Tracy: "Yeah, I'll probably get porked, either by Mark or by a different person. After all it's HALLOWEEN."
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The day that children are permitted to trespass with a mask on, and take candy from strangers.
Carl, Its Halloween Get your fat ass up you festering cunt!
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An excuse of a holiday for teenage girls to dress up like sluts:)
What ever happened to innocent children in Wizard of Oz costumes on Halloween? You'll understand if you've seen Mean Girls
Another excuse for girls to dress up as sluts and get away with it.
me: Dam Becky, put some more clothes on you slut.
Becky: No it's halloween!
The time of year where grown men can pretend they are only trick or treating to accompany their young son/daughter when in actuality they just want some candy.
Man: Oh god! I can't wait for the next Halloween!
Son: I think I am getting too old for trick or treating so I won't be going next year
Man: WHAT!
the year for cosplayers like me 😏
Luna: what holliday is in october?
draco: halloween?
tomorrow...unless its not october 30th
this is halloween,this is halloween...