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the first condition of the pants-off dance-off is that all participants must hammock up; no exceptions.
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In the Era of the Corona pandemic, a mask that is worn improperly (i.e. under the chin.)
Did you see Wayne's mask on his chin again, it looks like a banana hammock... it's a chinana hammock! Wonder if he wears his boxers like that?
A form of sexual intercourse on a webbed hammock where in the throes of passion one gets their testicles caught in the webbing and still concludes the tryst in the biblical sense.
The most embarrassing sexual tryst I've ever had was on a hammock and my nuts were caught in the webbing. The Alabama hammock was the worst sexual experience I've ever had.
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Two men start by standing on each side of a woman. The woman sits up on their erections putting two in each hole. The men slowly rock back and fourth mimicking a hammock.
Did you see the video of the four dudes that put that chick in a man hammock?
She sat up on all of the guys dicks and created a man hammock!
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A street legal 'monster truck' that never actually sees work or dirt. Inspires the question 'how did he climb into that?'. Virtually always driven by a male (the 'douche'), driver rarely seen with a collar or without head gear of some sort (ball cap or cowboy hat preferred). Extra credit for diesels, especially with the 'stacks' coming up through the bed behind the cab in an attempt to replicate the look of an 18-wheeler, ironically rendering the vehicle even more useless.
"I can't see anything in front of me because this douche hammock is blocking both lanes." (coughing on diesel smoke)
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When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.
Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
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Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.
What d'ya think of my MC Hammer pants?
Why they're an awesome crap hammock!