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flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 8, 2003

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puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once

After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood

by scott May 11, 2004

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The Hamper Technique

The evasive position for an organisation who's received a complaint.

The purpose of the hamper technique is to deliberately misinterpret a person's complaint in order to avoid acknowledging that something has gone wrong.

(Often used by companies, councils and government departments / services.)

1. I complained to the bicycle company because after I paid, they sent me a bike without peddles. They emailed straight back to say they were investigating my complaint that I had bought a banana from them and didn't like the taste. Two days later I got an "official" closed complaint letter which explained that they did not sell bananas so it they did not hold any responsibility for the taste of bananas. The Hamper Technique in Effect!

2. I contacted my local hospital for a copy of their complaints procedure after they stitched me back up with a pair of scissors left inside my stomach. Three weeks later, I was sent a summary of my complaint which stated that I'd complained about the number of stitches they used. (The Hamper Technique).

by Davina Los-Defino February 9, 2018


hamper hog

Section 8 and trail park Big white trash women who sleep with African American men.

That chick is a dirty hamper hog.

by Big Freddy January 8, 2018


Earn brownie points without a hamper

For someone else to think that you've done something nice without actually doing it

Alex really liked the comment. It was a good way to earn brownie points without a hamper.

by Aööoo April 22, 2021


Hamper Police

One who seeks to destroy hampers

This is the Hamper Police, is there someone by the name of Logan hiding here?

by WhollyMammothMother August 2, 2021


hampering

spoiling

sorry for hampering your mood

by donttakemewrong March 14, 2018