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You will need
1 hampster
2 grams Sugar
1 cup Water
1 syringe
1 teaspoon of distilling yeast
To make Hampster heart you drain the hampster of blood after deseased and mix with 1 cup of water then ad the teaspoon of distilling yeast and add hampster water to a distilling set, from wish and boil the blood water mix to make Hampster heart
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