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A "Jamaican Handbag" is when you place a pile of shit inside a passed out person's pants so that when they awake they believe they've shat themselves.
Let's give that freshman a Jamaican handbag.
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A condom that has been filled with drugs, tied off, and then shoved up a convict's rectum. Used to smuggle drugs into prison.
Carlos: "SHIT, MAN. I NEED SOME COCAINE!"
Pedro: "Calm the fuck down, I have a Mexican Handbag.
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Old London slang referring to the dole.
Person 1: I hear Diane's got her hand in the national handbag
Person 2: She always did look a bit poor
a woman in a high state of sexual excitement
Of course, by closing time she was up for it.. She was "wetter than a haddock's handbag"
A partner to a business event, often referred to a professional male accompanying the VIP female.
"Hey man, didn't expect to see you here are the business awards. How did you get a ticket?"
" Didn't get an invite, Tonight I'm the corporate handbag."
A method by which one carries Alpine skis at one's side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. Appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.
Stacy Marron always sports a Texas Handbag between her truck and the chairlift.
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The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.
Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!
Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.
Doug:....sweet
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