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an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".
dude i totally pink fuzzy handcuffs that mash game!
i used pink fuzzy handcuffs last night
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The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music
For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.
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The one thing you can't have kinky sex without!
These are the fluffiest and pinkiest fluffy pink handcuffs I've ever used for kinky sex! This is the best Kinky Sex I HAVE EVER HAD!
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Pink Fluffy Handcuffs are handcuffs that are pink and fluffy
WOW! I love your pink fluffy handcuffs!
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Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.
Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!
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When a person has a high paying job that they are not used to so they spend all of their money loading themselves up with expenses and loans and are then stuck in a job they hate because they can't afford to leave it.
I would quit but I have a case of the golden handcuffs
When 2 people nut on each others hands and then hold hands together.
First person to slip loses
"Hey bro!""lets do the Slippery handcuff challenge!" *Nut, nut, nut*