ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?

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Cock Handler

A person who thinks he/she is the expert in the work area.

A Cock Handler has a lower I.Q. but thinks he has a high I.Q. A Cock Handler will always tell you how to do things and that his/her way is better.

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Mop Handler

Often the guy last to leave the classroom and tends to have a close relation to the janitor ;) doesnt do the best in class but still a reliable guy in doing work

Damn dude greg is quite the mop handler, its already 5pm why is he still here

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Man Handler

A Man Or A Woman who operates multiple holes in an Glory hole.

This chick i met at the bar, must have been a Man Handler her Mouth and hand combo did me in!

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Scrotum Handler

One who constantly has their hand, on their own and/or someone elses

Nyle is a scrotum handler, (courtesy of ERRR gary hawkes)

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tool handler

A person who uses someone like a tool

My new calling in life is to be a tool handler

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Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

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