Same as ain't happening or not happening. Reference of a highly comical Capital One Commercial featuring David Spade.
Customer: Can my miles card get me to Mexico?
Agent: no way jose.
Customer: Saint Thomas?
Agent: Saint happening.
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To use a resourceful, underhanded, or primitive approach in problem solving that generally eschews a more sophisticated or otherwise superior method.
Joe: I threw my frisbee on the roof by mistake and now I can't get it down.
Rick: Here's a garbage can lid, some steel wire, a hole puncher, and some caulk. Make it happen!
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A term used to appreciate that certain situations, while the fault of someone or some group, was perhaps destiny.
Life happened and everyone moved on.
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Shit well can happen similar to it is what it is no matter the situation shit really can happen
Left my phone at the station can happen
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An interrogative as to the events that have come to play, be it in the distant past, the recent past, or the present. This phrase may or may not use a question mark, but is an interrogative, regardless.
This phrase, popular among geeks, alludes to the poorly-translated Sega game Zero Wing; however, it is not always used for its pop culture value alone.
person: "Oh shit."
person2: "what happen"
person: "My term paper got deleted from my computer!"
person2: "Seriously? Oh, shit! Are you sure there isn't a back up somewhere?"
person: "Nope, not one back-up."
person2: "All your docs are belong to trash :("
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The next thing you say after falling down a shit-ton of stairs.
Sweet Bro: i can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games
still Sweet Bro: FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS ...................
Hella Jeff: I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO !!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
Sweet Bro: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Hella Jeff: I TOLD YOU MAN
I T O L D YOU ABOUT STAIRS!
Jenna went to stay at Brad's house last night, but nothing happened
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