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An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence
That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob
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For best results do this one in the dark. When the famale partner askes for the male to pull out, the male should cum in his hand. he should then go up to the famale partner and act like he is gonna slap her in the face with the jizz hand, he should slap her in the face a few times with the unjizzed hand. After her gaurd is down the male must slap his female partner in the face with the jizzed on hand.
She did not want me to cum in her so i decided to give her a slap happy surprise.
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While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!
i gave ur mom a slap happy hellacopter last night!
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an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.
Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"
Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"
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the conclusion to the "yo mama" conflicts:
bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy
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An offer you simply cannot refuse to give up.
"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"
1 acceptance
2 Giggity
well you have yourself a slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal fine sir
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