Harding

The most ultimate factor of cool.
the level of which a "harding" is awesome, is not measureable.

Can also be used as an sarcastic insult, stating that the subject is not cool.

No example needed.
When You meet a "harding" you will know

(sarcastic use)
TK: Dude, i just finished all my homework!
Einar: Whoa, you are such a harding...

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hard-on for

To have an out-of-proportion vindictiveness toward someone or out-of-proportion desire to crush someone (metaphorically or literally). The person with the out-of-proportion feeling or the person on the receiving end of the feeling is usually male, but not necessarily so. Generally used with the preposition for.

God, Mark has a real hard-on for Eddie after Eddie got promoted over him.

That bitch, Katy, has a hard-on for Esther because she stole Katy's guy.

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hard on

An erection of the penile variety. Can i say erection on the internet?

Oi, cowboy from the village people! Did the leather man give you a hard on?

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hardness

Resistance of a material to local plastic deformation

Diamond has a greater hardness than any other natural material.

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Hard A

Generally used in the Northern regions of America, Hard A is short for Hard Alcohol or liquor. People from the south think it's dorky when the northeners use the term "hard a".

I've been sippin on some hard a.
You want a beer? No, i like hard a.

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Hard

When a person, place, or thing stands out to the point where it may draw out one's excitement from it's exposure.

That fresh cherry paint job goes hard with that leather!

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Hard

When a guy's penis is expanded to it's full size

Chad : Shit Mandy watching you brush your long blonde hair makes me so Hard!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rub that Hard dick of your's on my shorts!
Chad : Oh shit your your gym shorts are so silky Ahhhhhh! Oops looks like I soiled them with my special sauce!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rip them off and rub your Hard dick in my pussy!
Chad : Mmm Im gonna fill your little pussy up with Chad's special sauce!
Sara : Hey sis have you seen my gym shorts : What The Hell Are You Doing In My Bed?
Mandy : Get lost Sara Im trying to fuck Chad's Hard dick!
Sara : Oh wow he's super hard!
Chad : Hey Sara would you like to join us ive got plenty of Chad's special sauce for the both of you? (wink)
Sara : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Mandy Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Mandy : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Oh Sara Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Sara : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : Hey girls it's time for lunch OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Mandy : Get the fuck out mom Chad is getting Hard in our pussy's Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Sara : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Mmmm! You girls are so hot Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : O Wow looks like Chad is sticking his Hard dick inside Mandy & Sara! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

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