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A strap that is worn while partying to keep your sunglasses either on your face or around your neck.
The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.
It's a good thing I had my party harness on when I jumped in the water, I nearly lost my shades.
A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.
I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.
Man, you sure are a harness-man
The restraint of one’s manhood.
That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.
A cock ring used to stiffen and engorge the penis.
She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
A strap on dildo that attaches to the face. Also known as a Chindo. Found in LA in the Virgin music store, in a sex toy book. The picture was so graphic, all of the people there took a picture of it and sent it to all of their friends phone to teach everyone the wonderful ways of the Face Harness.
I love it when you face harness me. Put this face harness on your face and do me. Why the long penis?
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to smoke a cigarette, have a rat
-i'm ganna go har one up, ya wanna kill yourself softly with me?
-are you ganna har me up or what bitch?
(bum me a cigarette)
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A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.
Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.