Effective Health

Effective health is a term used in video games to describe the amount of damage needed to kill somebody. It doesn’t mean the literal health, just the amount needed to kill considering the enemy’s buffs and boosts.

After taking the shield, Joe’s effective health jumped from 100 to 125.

HEALTH FOODIE

A health foodie is anyone who is very passionate about eating healthily. They enjoy trying new healthy foods and avoid junk at all costs.

Brittany: "Have you checked out Sprouts Farmers Market yet? I went the other day and they have all kinds of healthy foods to choose from!"
Lisa: "Not yet, but I drove past it the other day."
Brittany: "You know me, I'm always looking for more places that have health foods so I had to check it out. I'm such a health foodie!"

Health Class

The most self-explanatory class you'll have in high school. There are only a few key things that you need to remember:
1. Don't have sex...or you die!
2. Don't drink...or you die!
3. When a girl and a boy love each other... they FUCK!
4. STDs are diseases that just keep on giving
5. When someone's horny, they FUCK themselves or somebody!
6. The menstrual cycle is when a girl/woman/female teacher of yours is very bitchy and is "riding the cotton pony."

"Hey mom, I had a great time in Health Class!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, it was awesome! Our teacher taught us how to fuck one another in the corner, butt, vagina... oh, it was awesome!"
"I hope you had fun, Johnny Boy!"
"I sure did, mom. Now, let's fuck some more!"

Isn't Health Class great?

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Health Class

A class where you learn about health or learn nothing about health.

Johnny: Hey in health classs were learning about babies.

Sally: I'm learning about games

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physical health

Physical Health is the condition of your body and consideration of the absence of your decease to fitness levels.

Aron's physical health is excellent. He never gets sick.

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Health Class

A semester long guilt trip in which the teacher states one of following three things over and over again.

1 - Eat fruits and vegetables and don't forget to exercise every day!

2 - Don't do drugs.

3 - Stay abstinent.

Dakota - How was health class?

Kyle - It was so boring, the teacher said to exercise, eat fruits and vegetables, and to not do drugs throughout the entire period!

Dakota - It sucks that you still have 16 more weeks of that class.

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health kick

going on a health streak

diego manicotti went on a health kick to stop eating manicotti

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