Being so obsessed or engaged in a certain activity that you stay up all night, only being jolted back to reality when you hear the singing of the morning birds outside.
He played COD so long he started hearing the birds.
They were making out all night until they started hearing the birds.
Horrible virus spread across the globe my god how atroshious
Person1 I hear yanny
Person2 call a doctor! Hes hearing yanny
Person3 piece of shit *beats up person1
Person4 everyone help!
Whole country proceeds to kick the shit out of person1
When someone listening to what they are being told, chooses to interpret what was said to them to fit their current needs.
Mom: son do NOT play with the iPad anymore.
Son: OK Mom
Mom: son you are playing with the iPad again!
Son: yes, but I stopped for ten minutes when you told me to stop.
Mom: now that is interpretive hearing!
something you say after an idiot says something outrageous. (hear dookie but more offensive)
Tyco: spain is in france ahlie?
benbo: hear cunt
a phrase used to mock someone after saying something funny or dumb.
Keisha : “I could have you in a fight”
Becky : “Lolll hear tinka tho”
The act of listening to only the things a person wants to hear. This can lead to a complete topic change.
Matt: Yo are you watching this Rockies game? It's nuts!
Ben: uhh. I don't think this long distance relationship is going to work out.
Matt: (thinking to himself) Damn. That's some crazy selective hearing if I ever saw it.