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hear cunt

something you say after an idiot says something outrageous. (hear dookie but more offensive)

Tyco: spain is in france ahlie?
benbo: hear cunt

by sweardown09 June 11, 2022


slurred hearing

An excuse for not answering someone especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I'm sorry I did not hear you. I have slurred hearing.

by Pedro Dido February 11, 2010

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hearing blind

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.

Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.

by SadCandy56 May 10, 2018


fa hear

short for fuck her originated from the jacob M.

i want fa hear so good.

by johnny Brid. morton February 26, 2008


Interpretive hearing

When someone listening to what they are being told, chooses to interpret what was said to them to fit their current needs.

Mom: son do NOT play with the iPad anymore.
Son: OK Mom
Mom: son you are playing with the iPad again!
Son: yes, but I stopped for ten minutes when you told me to stop.
Mom: now that is interpretive hearing!

by Mr. Foto June 19, 2018


Hear Tinka

a phrase used to mock someone after saying something funny or dumb.

Keisha : โ€œI could have you in a fightโ€
Becky : โ€œLolll hear tinka thoโ€

by idontknow243 May 4, 2020


Selective Hearing

The act of listening to only the things a person wants to hear. This can lead to a complete topic change.

Matt: Yo are you watching this Rockies game? It's nuts!

Ben: uhh. I don't think this long distance relationship is going to work out.

Matt: (thinking to himself) Damn. That's some crazy selective hearing if I ever saw it.

by tombalaya October 23, 2009

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