Random
Source Code
Random
A simple definition would be an organ were blood circulates but were is the fun in that.
••the heart is the only place that beats after the cold nights alone. Thought. Words.voices. Not necessarily loneliness because your not alone your thoughts are there.••
Heart huh?
A very fun card game. The cards are divided up between the players and each player gets their card deck.
You start out with whoever has the 2 of clubs play that card, then everyone else plays cards. You can play any of the clubs, spades, or diamonds whenever you wish.
The object of the game is not to get points, which each heart is worth 1 point and the queen of spades is worth a whopping 13 points.
In order to play hearts, you must break a heart by playing a heart when you do not have a matching card that was played. For example, if everyone played a club and you don't have any clubs, you could play the heart.
If one player gets all the hearts and the queen, then all the other players get 26 points.
This game is fun, but I hate that fucking queen of spade
60👍 48👎
The heart is a large, red, fleshy organ that, instead of playing music through pipes like it should, prefers to drench itself in blood and move it around inside of animals by beating against the inside of their ribcages.
The heart is said to be a parasite. This can easily be proved by physical exertion. When it's host has exerted themselves, the heart will beat wildly and sporadically, thus punishing their victims for trying to reject the parasite.
The best cure for the ill effects produced by this creature, is actually excersize and physical exertion. If you become fit enough, your body will gain the power to protect itself from the pain and adverse effects of the heart.
Person 1: Man, you look terrible, what happened?!
Person 2: I jogged 1k and now my chest hurts
Person 1: jeeze, you better get more active or your heart'll kill you
4👍 1👎
A phrase used to show love for another, especially as a goodbye. Usually followed by an exclamation point.
John: Why you be frontin', Mary?
Mary: Sorry, John, I gotta go! Hearts!
39👍 31👎
A vessel made of earnest ceramic, easy to break. you can glue it back together innumerable times, but each time it's weaker than before.
Has someone stolen your heart? Sucker!
12👍 8👎
1. Weak, lame
2. Used to replace the misuse of "gay" in everyday conversation.
1. Dude, were you crying at the end of that movie? That's kinda hearts...
2. That was totally not BeastMode of you, it was actually pretty hearts.
76👍 69👎
Two tear drops put together and turned upside down.
That's all the heart causes is pain and from pain, tears are born.
Girl: You said you loved me, I gave you my heart
Boy: I don't want it.
Girl: *tear I'm in so much pain!!!
Boy: You'll get over it.
He leaves and the girl is never whole again.
14👍 9👎