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When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.
When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.
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This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.
Are you still dating Mark?
No, I gave him the Hefty heave ho days ago.
What happens on New Year's day after you're done puking your guts out the night before, on New Year's Eve. Your now empty stomach produces nothing when you begin dry heaving after a night of hard partying and drinking.
"Joey's got the New Year's heaves! He's rolling around on the floor heaving and gasping for breath. It's hilarious! Where's the camera!?"
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When a male has previously came and either continues to fuck or have his dick sucked and nothing comes out.
Dry heaving is another word for refractory period sex
Man i was dick dry heaving lastnight after I nutted on Jennifer the first time. She wanted to suck my dick and have me bust in her mouth but nothing came out
The feeling one gets when they empty out the spit valve of their musical instrument (a trumpet or trombone, for example) and find that spit is not the only thing that is coming out. The realization that someone has taken it upon themselves to jerk off onto the mouthpiece and into the instrument comes quickly. The accompanying feelings that the person has include (in this order) disbelief, extreme sorrow, rage, hate for the whole world, fear, pity, nausea and other phsycial sickness, and finally hate for themselves. The self loathing heaves are a thing you don't wish on your worst enemy.
After a long day of enforcing city health codes, Hansel decided to jam out for a while. He grabbed his trumpet and began belting out some songs. He emptied out the spit valve and his life took a considerable turn for the worse. As soon as he figured out someone had given him a "gift", he immediately got the self loathing heaves. He cried himself to sleep that night.
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Being so physically ill that you shit your pants while vomiting.
"Wooo! I'm goin' party till I heave and blow mud tonight!"
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Drinking entirely to much alcohol before midnight on New Year's Eve leaving you hugging the toilet while the ball drops.
Josh: Hey Evan, have you seen Jake lately? It's three minutes until midnight and he's gonna miss the ball drop.
Evan: He's been in the bathroom for the last two hours, probably having his New Year's Heave.
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