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1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.
Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?
Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"
Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"
Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
It is a woman that is mainly on your back burner and gives you troubles
Dude last night that honky heffer was great!
A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
A form of large animal
Or Cameron Eagleson’s mother
She’s one big heffer I tell ye
Heffer: a way to describe people that you view as swag and epic. A baddass bitch per say. A cool chum. A stylin person who just knows the vibes and is always poppin a perk but is also down to earth and can sit with you for an espresso and a great conversation.
Friend 1: hey I’m getting lunch tomorrow with Sophia Boin, have you heard anything about her?
Friend 2: no way… that’s my motherfucking heffer.
Friend 1: oh thank god. I love hanging with a heffa.
Friend 2: ya no worries, you’re goonin with a real heff, your in good hands heffa.
Friend 1: thanks heffer, love you.
Friend 2: np my heffa, give that heffa Sophia my best.