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Heifer

A fat version of virgin

"Hey I thought your place would have fruit snacks in the kitchen lady!?"

"What makes you think I'd have fruit snacks in my kitchen?"
"Wait you don't have kids? But you're so big!"
"That's insulting! Get out of my house!"
"No that's not an insult, but it's not my fault you're a heifer?"

by Sofakingsaiyan May 26, 2025


Heifer

1.) Formally, Heifers are female cows who have not yet given birth to a calf. Farmers can raise heifers for dairy or for meat. In the 1830s, heifer, which is pronounced "HEFF-er," was first used as slang for "woman" or "girl." Since then, it took on the meaning of a female who is obese.

2.) The Gen-X version of a “Karen” so named because of the common name of “Heather” in this generation. They are far more intense & hard to deal with than their previous generation & are more snobby, egotistical, controlling, angry, loud, greedy, & want to be the ones who control & dominate in their industry because they feel they are the generation in charge & in control & that because of the advancement in female empowerment brought on by their parent’s generation it gives them a sort of exclusive “Black Card” to be more bratty than a Karen or Ken has ever been.
Exercise absolute extreme caution when dealing with Heifer’s.

1.) “Look at those Heifer’s in the field!”
2.) “Look at that Heifer smashing all the plates in that shop & causing a great disturbance just because she didn’t get her way with getting the discount price for them. Someone’s calling the police now.”

by The Sigma Lion February 14, 2023


heifer

the pagan diety and falsehood also known as baal

"Everyone knows Catherine has always been a great, big heifer! Aha!"

by Vita Smart July 18, 2022


Heifer

An overweight lesbian.

You see that heifer over there, she is a lesbian.

by ActualJohnCena May 07, 2020


Heifer Pimp

Ted

He is such a heifer pimp!!

by IrishSheDevil July 13, 2023


sarcastic heifer

Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.

What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.

by Im not putting my lips on that March 13, 2022


Sarcastic Heifer

An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.

Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party

by uhhhhsarcasm March 13, 2022