1.) Formally, Heifers are female cows who have not yet given birth to a calf. Farmers can raise heifers for dairy or for meat. In the 1830s, heifer, which is pronounced "HEFF-er," was first used as slang for "woman" or "girl." Since then, it took on the meaning of a female who is obese.
2.) The Gen-X version of a “Karen” so named because of the common name of “Heather” in this generation. They are far more intense & hard to deal with than their previous generation & are more snobby, egotistical, controlling, angry, loud, greedy, & want to be the ones who control & dominate in their industry because they feel they are the generation in charge & in control & that because of the advancement in female empowerment brought on by their parent’s generation it gives them a sort of exclusive “Black Card” to be more bratty than a Karen or Ken has ever been.
Exercise absolute extreme caution when dealing with Heifer’s.
1.) “Look at those Heifer’s in the field!”
2.) “Look at that Heifer smashing all the plates in that shop & causing a great disturbance just because she didn’t get her way with getting the discount price for them. Someone’s calling the police now.”
the pagan diety and falsehood also known as baal
"Everyone knows Catherine has always been a great, big heifer! Aha!"
An overweight lesbian.
You see that heifer over there, she is a lesbian.
An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.
Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party
Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.
What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.
When a really fat chick stomps on your foot. At a club usually, but can occur anywhere.
Friend: "damn that fat cow totally broke three toes when she walked by me and stepped on my foot.'
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."