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An overweight lesbian.
You see that heifer over there, she is a lesbian.
When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.
Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.
A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.
She went out trawling for dick, she's a real horn heifer!
An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.
Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party
Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.
What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.
When a really fat chick stomps on your foot. At a club usually, but can occur anywhere.
Friend: "damn that fat cow totally broke three toes when she walked by me and stepped on my foot.'
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."