Random
Source Code
Random
a stupid rich girl who just so happens to be marrying all these rich people and keeping their names
Don't let your daughter marry too many men or she may end up a Teresa Heinz Kerry.
19👍 46👎
A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" that involves a drunk male assuring an even drunker female that he in indeed wearing a jimmy hat. Once he's finished unloading his baby batter inside her and breaks the news to the skank, he forces her to hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back of her head like a Heinz 57 bottle.
Friend1: "Yo Travis, did you take Angie home last night and hit that shit raw?"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
4👍 57👎
A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".
13👍 45👎
When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun
Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!
1👍 1👎
When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.
Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!
Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish
,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''
,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.
He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING
,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''