noun. pl - baby herms
An insult which derives from baby hermaphrodite but has developed to mean a wild bore.
A: You're such a baby herm
B: Oi!
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When she wrap around your waist while sucking your dick and you nut all on her face
Damn I fucked that bitch Hermes link style last night .
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This occurs when you find a loose (slutty) woman off the street. Next you take enough Ex Lax to last you through the night. Now you get her in the spread eagle position. Now you sprew you chocolate goo all over her private area. This is the dirty Hermes.
"hey martha, we're going over to Peters house for dirty Hermes'"
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A very large dildo, usually black or purple in color.
Lori must have whipped out Big Herm last night because Mike is walking funny today.
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A big ass Hawaiian dude who likes to ass clap
Aye yo you see Big Herm doing that ass clapping? Shit is real yo.
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A person who is not afraid of social embarrassment do to a mixture of confidence and stupidity.
John: "Man, Howard is such a Hermes Sky Pirate, is he not?"
Dave: "What did he do?"
John: "He has enough balls to talk to that extremely hot chick, but is so stupid that he asks her to touch his nipples."
Dave: "What a Hermes Sky Pirate."
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This article was sent to me. Unsure if itβs real news or herm news!?