high five psych

To fool someone in thinking that what they thought of, said, or did was cool. Enticing them with a high five, than retracting said high five.

After said retraction of sarcastic high five with accompanying "PSYCH!" it is customary to say, "I just high five psyched you!"

twitard: Dude, I totally saw that new twilight movie! it was awesome!

Smart Guy V: Really? Cool! High five! (raises hand to initiate high five) ... PSYCH! Twilight sucks! I just high five psyched you!

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face-high-five

Slapping someone and leaving your hand on their face for more than 1 second. Thus high fiving their face. If you remove your hand before 1 second has passed, you have slapped your friend and thus subjected yourself the a slap in return.

"Man you just slapped me!"
"No, I gave you a face-high-five. My hand stayed on your face for longer than 1 second."

Spit High Five

a song produced by little liv. With over 2 million on youtube.

Dang spit high five is such a bop bro.

shang-high-five

A Shang-High-Five is when someone steals a high five that was meant for someone else.

Stan: Hey dude that was an awesome bro thing you just did!
Bob: Thanks, bro.
Stan: **Puts up hand for a high five**
Bob: -Recognizes hand for high five is put up-
Fran: **High fives the SHIT out of Stan's hand before Bob can**
Fran (screaming): You just got Shang-High-Fived!"

Ulster High Five

When you slap a girls arse during a particularly heavy menstrual cycle and you return with a red hand in the fashion of the red hand that adorns the badge of the Ulster rugby team.

After getting an Ulster High Five I think I'll just masturbate instead.

Ass Red Hand Period

finger high-five

during naked times involving 3+ people, one participant inserts a finger into the woman's vagina while another participant inserts a finger into her anus. The inserters then touch fingers through the vaginal/rectal walls, simulating a high-five. except with fingers.

my room mate and i had some slut ask us to double team her. we started it off with a celebratory finger high-five.

crisp high five

A high-five that is so crisp and clear and perfect to the point where your ovaries explode.

Oh dude, that was such a crisp high five, I can feel myself exploding.

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