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The Passenger Seat Hijack is when a dude masterbates in the passenger seat of a form of transportation (car, van, airplane, etc.) while the rest of that vehicle is occupied by others. The "hijacker" then yells "jack, jacking, or jacked" as to let the crew members, and other passengers that they are experiencing a passenger seat hijack.
Bro 1: Dude how wasted did we get last night? Did Ryan really pull Passenger Seat Hijack on Christy's car?
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.
When you have sex with someone from the Middle East either on accident or on purpose
Narrator: student watches porn and has plane hijacker sex
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When someone hijacks ur fb status to talk about something completely unrelated!
Jane Smith is watching eastenders eating crisps
John Smith: same, except for the crisps lol!
Jane Smith: u can have some of mine if u want!
John Smith: yum, I've got to go shopping tomorrow I am gonna stock up on crisps!
Joe Bloggs: I'm going shopping tomorrow wanna join me?
John Smith: Yea sounds good, where u wanna meet?
Joe Bloggs: outside the station be ok for u?
John Smith: ok, what time?
Joe Bloggs: about 10ish?
John Smith: ok dude see ya then
Joe Bloggs: Maybe grab lunch at the cafe?
John Smith: defo I love their sausage and mushroom baguette mmmm to die for
Joe Bloggs: nah their breakfast roll, full english in a roll can't beat it!
Jane Smith: leave my status alone u facebook status hijackers!
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when a facebook friend goes thru your friend list and requests one of your friends to add them as a friend even though they do not know them.
My facebook friend told me my brother tried a facebook friendship hijacking by requesting them as a friend. He doesn't know her!
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One person offers a celebratory high-five to a friend when suddenly a third party jumps in and steals the high-five.
Elise: High-five, Kelley!
Kelley: Yeah!
Soniya:(Steals high-five)
Elise: What was that??
Kelley: A high-five hijacking.
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When a business tries to steal a domain name through ICANN or another online arbitration process.
Disney tried to hijack my website, DonaldD.com, but my name is Donald Donallson so it didn't work.
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This is a procedure that involves stealing a persons mouse. To accomplish this, a person needs to be distracted, while another person to the right of him/her grabs the mouse with their left hand and closes whatever window was open.
Doug: What the hell joe, where did my web browser go?
Joe: Left handed hijack!
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