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hoagie-nose

A derogatory name for someone, as in jackass or dickhead.

I think this hoagie-nose wants to start shit.

by Joey Joe December 7, 2005

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Hoagie to the head

Hoagie to the head is when someone knowingly or unknowingly tries to kill themselves with unhealthy practices of eating poorly and not taking care of ones body. This can include drinking, smoking, and other activities that are known the dramatically shorten ones life. Note, none of these practices can be illegal or purely looked down by society. But, normally when someone says this they are only including one not eating healthy and working out.
It is important to note that someone who is doing this may see a doctor like anyone else, but they have no plan or real care to take care of themselves.

Normal methods of suicide is looked down on, they can be very painful, they tend to have horrible things that happens if it doesn't work, and in many cases there is no backing out. While the "hoagie to the head" approach is mistaken for eating problems or non-suicidal methods. On top of this, this method tends to take so long that the person tends to be able to back out of it if their life gets better, the person can enjoy the foods they want, and it's common to hear about people dying from a heart attack or stroke.

Instead of a gun to the head, I'm going to die by hoagie to the head.

by crua9 August 27, 2017


Butt hoagies

Another word for Aspergers (Ass Burgers).

1. Iโ€™m not sure, but I think Ron has butt hoagies.

2. Rupert got diagnosed with butt hoagies.

by Duck Butter from From Under August 16, 2020


gay hoagie

Simps that dick ride those who are older then them and walk like they have a dildo in their ass

That kid cole is such a gay hoagie

by havertown boys = big shlongs April 29, 2020


hoagie ass

Someone who is over weight and they love to eat just about everything and anything.

That operator is a straight hoagie ass you every see him eat ?

by Harry Who January 10, 2018


douche hoagie

pretty much the same thing as a douche bag... you really want to avoid the douche hoagies around the world. They are an unfavorable person therefore being called a douche hoagie is never a good thing.

the term can also be and preferably be shortened to the term "hoagie." calling someone a hoagie is fun and replaces other politically incorrect terms like fag, homo, retard, nigger, bitch, etc.

The guy over in the corner at the John Mayer concert standing alone with a lighter in the air is a real douche hoagie.

The girl that always feels the need to tell me how things are going with her ex boyfriend is a real hoagie.

by T.J. Bossington December 16, 2010

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Hoagie Slap

Another term for a cock slap

I gave my girl a hoagie slap as part of foreplay.

by john316 February 17, 2005

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