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One who becomes only aroused by the presence of a hobo. Can be either a woman or man, but can only be sexually attracted to a Hobo. Even if the Hobo is one dirty motherfucker, is missing a leg, and has scabies, a Hobosexual will still become aroused.
"Hey, Jim just came out of the trash can."
"You mean he's a Hobosexual now?"
"Yes, what a fucking weirdo"
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A man or woman who possesses such loose standards that he or she will take even the dirtiest, most parasite-ridden fleabag home for the night.
"Did you see who Wendy picked up off the dance floor? I wouldn't even touch that with fireplace tongs."
"Are you kidding? He's exactly her type. She's a complete hobosexual."
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one who consummates the natural attraction all humans feel toward the homeless.
Can you believe those hobosexuals who volunteer down at the soup kitchen? They trade extra scoops of food for sexual favors.
Charlie brought that hobo who holds the door open at Popeye's to his sister's wedding. He's such a hobosexual.
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Adjective; to be attracted to or wanting to have sexual liasons with a hobo or drifter
My, thats a nie big issue you have there, I'm a HOBOSEXUAL you know
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(n.) one that is only attracted to hobos.
Dude, I'm a hobosexual. Nothing turns me on like a nice raggity homeless person.
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the attraction of taking homeless people into your house filling your bathtub with a mixture of dipping sauces (ie. Ketchup, Barbecue, Mustard etc.) placing the fully-clothed hobo in said mixture to marinate, then laying the sauced covered hobo on your bed and licking the sauce off of their body.
"Are you a homosexual?"
"No I'm a hobosexual."
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