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Hol B is the most amazing person on the planet, no one compares to her she is hilarious, kind, beautiful, smart. If you ever manage to get your self a hol b never let her go because she will be your best friend, the most incredible girlfriend, she will take care of you like a mother but will never take any shit from anyone and that is just one of her many best features. She has the most mesmerising eyes that could turn you to stone in an instant, her hair is like silk and her bum is mahoosive. I love hol b endlessly and will forever, I cant wait to spend my life with hol b and have an amazing future and family with her.
ps - she is really good in bed
Tag : I have the best girlfriend
Hol B : I know
Basically your nostril except it sounds way better. Funnier too.
five minute holidays.
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡
"mama, can you play restaurant with me in the bath tub?"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"
hyperventilate out loud (;
just something i came up with because i do that ALOT
omgosh! I just saw my crush! I was totally HOLing when he smiled at me!
This is a person who is a simp who simps for girls at the school
You know that fag hol ? Ya he’s a simp
Hol is a New Zealand slang for holy shit, holy crap, holy hell etc etc. Kiwis love to shorten things as much as possible. More of a rural slang, but not uncommon.
"hol, did you just see that??"
"Nah mate you're on it again"