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It's like Abercrombie, except less eviler and cheaper. When you walk in, it's like a dark cave. Giant Enemy Crab also shop here.
Girl: Ooooooh, this skirt is nice. Hollister has much better deals
Guy: I like this polo and fli....AAAAAHHH
Giant Enemy Crab: Wait, I'm not here to start a battle.
Girl: ATTACK IT'S WEAKPOINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!1
Guy: A talking crab
Giant Enemy Crab: RIIIIIIDGE RACER!!!!
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a dark store that you can smell 50ft. away. kind of expensive...some teens who get brainwahed and peer-pressured by peers in school go beg their parents to go there even though the parents have bills to pay, they end up spending 80 dollars and think they done something so great. then they get laughed at because they only have like 2 or 3 shirts.
DUMB GIRL: hey guys
POPULAR KIDS: (dryly) oh hey.
ONE OF THE POPULAR GIRLS: what the hell are you wearing? is that hollister? wow all year you've been wearing WETSEAL AND WAL-MART.
DUMB GIRL: (go home) MOM, i knew i should just went to walmart, i could of had 8 shirts!
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A cute, trendy store that is OWNED BY Abercrombie and Fitch. It is not an "offshot" of said store, but is owned by it. Those who claim that Hollister is a wannabe A&F store need to check their sources, and need to learn to research before sounding like idiots and dissing something they know nothing about.
Also, Hollister as well as Abercrombie clothes are both comfortable and of extremely high quality, therefore bringing the higher prices (in Abercrombie, that is, Hollister is less expensive). It is business code to highten the prices when the quality goes up, which is why a shirt from WalMart becomes destroyed two weeks after buying due to its lack of good quality. Good quality = higher prices. Its not rocket science.
Person A: "Hey, I like your shirt, whered you get it?"
Person B: "Oh, thanks, I got it from ____ (Abercrombie and Fitch/Hollister)"
Person A: "Oh, their stuff is such crap. Stupid, too small clothes, and way too high priced."
Person B: "Really? Thats odd, seeing as I've had this shirt for about three years, and its just as nice as when I bought it. They have very high quality clothes, hence the higher price range."
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Overly priced trashy clothing.
Chellie: "Ew what the hell is that?! A loincloth?!"
Kalon: "No, it's a skirt."
Chellie: "THAT piece of fabric is a skirt?! Who the hell sells those?"
Kalon: "...Hollister"
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hollister is just a clothing store with beach-inspired clothes and a small eagle somewhere on their products. seriously, there's nothing wrong with it
let's shop at hollister!
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The store in the mall where gay men and airhead blondes go to shop. Only white people should go in the store, or else u will be followed the whole time you're in there. The requirements to shop there are: being anorexic and a slut, having your daddie's credit card, and saying the word "like" or "OMG!" after ever other word you say.
LiKe OmG! hey lets go shop at hollister! Its effin awesome! OmG!
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A store when you can buy more over-priced clothes (just like HotTopic or pretty much any other "teen" clothing store in the mall).
See Also: A store when it rains cologne from its fake palm trees and half-naked manakins welcoming you to the store.
Shit, I forgot my umbrella and we're passing Hollister! I'm gonna get rained on with cologne!
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