Homeless Mexican

Tortilla wrap filled with Blue Cheese and Hot Sauce that is both stinky and spicy in nature. A Homeless Mexican can be enjoyed both hot and cold. The Homeless Mexican was first found on the mean streets of Vallejo California.

Hey buddy after a long night of drinking I could really go for a Homeless Mexican right now!!!!!

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Homeless Head

The act of recieving head from homeless men and women. Often time the one recieving the head from the homeless will reward them with cash, beer, food stamps, rocks shaped like things, or trash bags loaded with gifts. Homeless head is dangerous due to the homeless unperdictable behavior. One could walk away with a bleeding crotch. Aslo see Prostitute, and bum.

1.Hey look it is Waldo's mom and she's giving some black dude homeless head.
2.I'm bored, I'm gonna get myself some homeless head.

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Homeless Casual

(n.) manner of dress most commonly characterized by raggity hats, holey jeans, beat up Nike sneakers from 1984 and usually accompanied by terribly managed hygiene and gross facial hair.

Johnny is dressed homeless casual this evening.

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homeless hurdle

The act of jumping over a homeless gentleman while he lies on a grate and or sidewalk.

Last friday evening was a busy one, i recorded three homeless hurdles walking down chestnut st.

homeless or hipster

an expression native to the westcoast of BC used to describe the confusion that arises when you can't tell if someone has spent a lot of money and time, trying to achieve the..."I-just-woke-up-this-morning-and-rolled-out-of-bed-and-didn't-even-look-in-the-mirror look or literally doesn't have a home.

Walking down the street with your girlfriends....

"Hey, check out that dude up there."

"Hm I dunno, homeless or hipster?"

"Oh shit, totally homeless!"

homeless beer

Beer of poor quality that is cheap and usually sold for $1 even cash no tax at downtown walk up "stores". Can including up to generic awful american light beers like light ales lagers and pilsners like Budweiser, while dipping as low as keystone, natural ice, etc. And of course the epic all time low, steel reserve.

Hey do you want like a six pack of something good, or just like a 30 rack of some homeless beers?

Homeless Jizz

n.) Jizz, cum, semen from a homeless man, usually found in subway cars, back alleys, in front of the courthouse, or on Sean Hannity's shirt.

v.) 1. When a homeless person ejaculates, usually in full public view and in an attempt to cover up hunger pains, or as a practical joke on statues, public benches, the hood of parked cars or famous rich people, to kill time during their boring days.

2. When someone jizzes in a homeless manner, i.e.: in full public view and grunting while a gimpy arm is uncontrolably flaying around.

N: "Hmmm...just sat down on this public bench and i feel something a little wet, I bet I just sat in homeless jizz."

V: "Sure did jizz like a homeless man when I was fucking my mistress last night...maybe choosing homeless mistresses is having its effect on me."

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