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Let me tell you why teachers must give homework. They must give homework because in order survive, they have to know that they are causing someone to suffer at all times. If they lose this reassuring bit of knowledge they become very paranoid and cannot sleep. Thus if they don't give homework they cannot cause more suffering the next day due to lack of sleep, and the meaning in their life is lost. Why must they hurt people all the time you ask? because they realize they are failures as people. They wanted to be movie stars and millionaires but then they became a teacher. Because of this they have to hurt others in order to try and fulfill their shallow meaningless existence. bottom line: they have to hurt others at all times because they are angry so they give homework.
(9:00 pm)
Teacher: Oh my God! I forgot to give homework! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now (gasp!) or even worse, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH THEIR TIME!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Things teachers give to students to keep their attention away from the teacher's unignorably huge ass face and or other disorders all teachers have.
Sarah: "Hey.. look at Mr Linderdik's ass.. its GROSS.. and his.."
Mr. Linderdik (interuppts sarah) "and.. 21 pages of history report due tomorrow as homework..."
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Something you should do but never do, becauser you have way to much and you have 10000000 better things to do
Homework isn't impotant, It's only a waste of time
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Something the teacher tells you to do when they know it's not going to be done in class
Homework is the stuff you need to catch up on because you were texting during class
I'm not your friend anymore bro. You give me too much homework.
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Teacher : Dang I won't be able to finish explaining the meaning of homework. "Class, your homework for next week is to find out the meaning of homework"
Something that you try to do but procrastinate on anyway. Gives off that aura that makes you not want to do it.
Okay, time to do my math homework.
*5 minutes and half a problem later*
Fuck this, I'm going on UrbanDictionary.
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