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hoover

The Hoover is shy and sensitive.

She is easily hurt and often annoyed as she sees the world differently than others.

Often labeled "crazy", "insane" or "snobby", because of her many haters.

These haters have nothing better to do with their time than bring down others who mean only good and no harm.

The Hoover is anxious and is depressed easily, these faults, coupled along with the perfectionist trait, lead her to suicidal thoughts when things don't go perfectly, i.e: being hurt by friends, failing a math class, or being embarassed socially.
When the Hoover is loved, she is happy. She likes to have someone in charge so that she can spend her time doing other, more creative and giving things. Not stressing.
The Hoover will do anything to please others, even sacrificing her own happiness and health, for this reason, people involved with her must exhibit great caution.
All around, the Hoover is a loving, friendly, giving and smart girl, just beware to those who tread on the fragile Hoover.

When tread upon, the Hoover is given to crying fits, at this time her eyes are truly beautiful and can trap you forever in their gaze.

The Hoover was made for loving.

by LoverOfTheHoover January 13, 2012

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hoovering

To snort a powdered drug such as cocaine

He was hoovering an eight ball every day and had to get his nose cauterized.

by Montana Haze October 26, 2008

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hoover

vagina

stop scratchn your hoover whore

by bonscottz May 9, 2011

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the hoover

A forbidden dance that is done only on the dance floor by a one Hoover.

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

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hoover

when your hittin from behind on the floor and u reach out and knock the girl's arms out from under her, then "walk" foward on your knees with the chicks face in the carpet thus the name "hoover"

hey bro did you give her the dirty williams?
na, man the hoover
respect.

by 84swanga October 17, 2010

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hoover

To suck a penis like a hoover vacuum and make a sucking sound...

Man i heard some loud noise this mornin and i walked in the livingroom and Megan was Givin Ryan a Hoover on the couch.

by jair941 March 23, 2007

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hoover

a girl that likes giving head or, is really good at it

Dill: Brittany sucks a mean dick

Garf: bitch is a hoover!

by Garf19 March 11, 2009

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