horizon lumps

A mountain, hill, or piece of land rising from the ground on the horizon.

Hey, look at those horizon lumps back there!

horizon tease

this is the act of seeing a girl or guy on the horizon, only to come to them to closely find that they do not meet the expected level of hotness

Mike: "Damn look at that girl down there...smokin'!!!"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"

Nosey Horizon

He is terrible at Fortnite and Basketball, very ugly and never showers. I would rather drown then being friends with him.

If you see Nosey Horizon , run!

purple horizons

A Miami and Orlando, Florida based DJ/Producer who makes Electro and Bass music.

Friend: "Yo! You going to see Purple Horizons at story tonight!?"
Me: "What!? I'm on my way now!"

flying horizons

The worst game on roblox

Dislike flying horizons

The Horizon Initiative

a bunch of people in a religious congregation that also don't like the SCP Foundation. so yeah, obviously they have guns because THATS WHAT REAL CHRISTANS DO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (and I can't stress this enough) HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE S̶̛̛̱̫͈͍̋̏̎̈́̐̔͊͆͂͗̽͐͌̓̈́̌͌̈́̐̈́͆̋̀̽̍͊̄̐̌̆͊̀͘C̴̢̧̛̤͈̖̖̭̭̥̆̊̾͊̿́͒̇̏͆̋͊̈̈́̐͘͜͜͠͝͠ͅP̵̡̨̡̛̛͇̳͉̺̪̲̗͇͔̳̱̆̓͑̔̉̀̓̍̄͑́̑̓͌̂̌̊̅̑̊͋̈́̔̊̔̕͘͘͝͠- ̛͓̰̳̯̘̪̈͗͆͌͛̇̃̈͛̋̾̀̑̽̊̂͌̃̎̄̀̌̅͋͊́͒͘̕̚͝͝6̶̢̨̡̨̧̮͎̘̳̱̘̬͔͇͎͙̠̣͇͓̬͔̞̯̝̺͈̥̩̲̪͓͛͛̐̈́̀͋̈͑̑̆͊̈́̕͝4̴̢̛̛̛̹̱̙̯̘͔̺̙̠̥̗͈̹̹͕̺̘͕̠̦̫͚̩̼̻̲̪̫͈͕̺̞̲̞̺͎̆̀́͒͒̾̌̅̉̈̈́̿͒̏̍͆̊̉͘̕̕͜͜͝͝ͅ2̶̢̧̡̨̡̬̟̹̥̲̭̰̦̭̹̖̤̹̩̳̌̆̑̚͜2̶̨̡̖͕̣̞̦͕̆̎̈́͒̋̾͑͐͌́̍͌̈́̀͘͜ INCIDENT.

THI Guy 1: Help me! I've been shot!
THI Guy 2: God, may you please bless this man with good health... As we're members of The Horizon Initiative...
SCP-343: Uh... give me sloppy toppy and then I'll do it.

Deepwater Horizon

Deviant sexual act wherein a man, giving it to his woman jackhammer style, yells, "Oh no, the blowout preventer is failing," drops her on the ground, pulls out, falls down on the floor next to her, blows his load on her stomach, and then sets it on fire.

Guy 1: "Last night night I was feeling a little frisky so I gave her a Deepwater Horizon."

Guy 2: "I had no idea semen was flammable. Oh well, at least you didn't use the top kill maneuver. That shit is nasty."

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