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Hot Mess

A flaming tool that enjoys iPhones, dudes, Casper, putting from the rough, smokin' pole, and lightin doobies.

Ryan Smith is a hot mess.

by Wilbur Twotools February 24, 2008


Hot mess

Drunk hot tranny messes of GURRRRRRRRRL at Swarthmore college

Tiffany looked such a hot mess at that party last night

by Pink Narcissucs December 16, 2009


A hot mess

Semen

I blew a hot mess on her face.

by GemmeOuttaHere December 09, 2018


Hot mess

Someone or something looking a mess.

A person coming outside looking a mess. Not dressed right or looking right.

by Shanna Silva April 01, 2004


Hot Mess

A term used to describe the aftermath of anal intercourse where semen, blood and feces ooze out of the anus.

After I hit that ass, it was a hot mess.

by nas'd November 02, 2011


Hot Mess

Is a putrid mole who is able to hide the stench of her disco pussy...
One who often drops at arq (or is banned)
G=MC dropped Dah Dah Dah
They often make high pitched and irritating noises and need to be put in the corner for time out.

Gurl you look like a hot mess!

by BDGurl May 31, 2011


Hot Mess

A wide range of attractive, beautiful women that usually has unlikeable characteristic such as mental or emotional issues and bad habits and that she might end up putting her friends or partner in an uncomfortable predicament. She is therefore treated as a person who nobody wants to take seriously.

Mike: I saw Diane sniffing all that junk herself last night in a friend's party when I accidentaly barged on the toilet.

Bryan: I used to have a crush on that girl back in high school. She was so hot with those pom-poms.

Mike: Still is, man. What a hot mess she's become though.

by The_Stranger August 09, 2012