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When a individual has become so obese, they littertaly have rolls of fat on the sides of their knees and elbows.
These are often enough, the same size as an actual Hot Pocket, and clearly this individual has had their fare share.
Guy 1: DAMN! That bitch is Fat!
Guy 2: Word, bitch smugglin' a 4 pack of hot pockets up in there.
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When land a trick while skating (or don't land it) and one or both of your feet kinda fold up and you really feel it in your ankle. It hurts.
Dude: "Fuck dude, I just switch hardflip stairway but I got hot pockets on both feet!"
Other Dude: "You're feet can eat?"
Dude: "No dude, like I pressured my feet..."
Other Dude: "Like peer pressure??"
Dude: ".........You're an idiot."
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Kids poopy diapers, Crispy on the outside, hot and steamy in the middle. Just like the original.
My kids made three hot pockets out of thier diapers today.
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When more than one friend has had sex with the same girl at different times.
I got drunk and took the hot pocket home last night.
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The under part of your boobs. l
You better go wash them hot pockets Jesse !(:
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The act of farting in one's hand while cupped, thereafter quickly wafting toward anothers face and yelling, Hot Pocket!
"hey want a hot pocket?" (whoosh) "ohh gross!" "Ha Ha HOT POCKET!"
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A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.
Pass me that hot pockets.
Second one today?
Yes.
You know what will happen.
*dies*
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