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When a guy is getting a girl in the ass and he spits on her back so she thinks he is done then when she turns arounds he blows in her face
I tricked that bitch so bad, I got her with the old Houdini!
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The other definitions have missed the point of the Houdini. Regardless of the preamble, one most conclude the Houdini, not just by jizzing in the partner's eyes, but by then, yelling "Houdini" in a high pitched voice and runnign away, having "dissappeared" by the time their eyes are clear.
When I was fellating Stephen yesterday, he jizzed in my eyes, creating a harsh burning sensation, then ran away yelling, "HOUDINI!!!" I mean wtf, mate?
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Pulling a chair put from under someone before they sit down.
Your friend goes to sit down at a table and you pull the chair causing them to fall to the floor and you say, "you just got Houdinied bitch. Now you see it, now you don't. Abracadabra bithc!"
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(two guys needed) Be fucking your girl doggy style and make sure she is facing a window, Pull out and tell your guy friend to push in, make sure she does not know the other guy is there. Then run around to the outside of the window she is facing and scream "Ta-Da!"
Dude Amanda didn't know I did The Houdini to her, but when she found out she freaked!
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Your doing a girl doggy style and right before you spooge you spit on her back so she thinks your done and then when she looks back you blow your load in her face and then punch her in the eye. Proceeding that you steal her wallet and other valued possesions.
Yo, I pulled the houdini on that bitch last night and made off with $5 and a pocket of lint.
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To fuck a girl in the ass, near a window.
A friend of yours hides under the bed nearby.
You tell the girl you're going to pull out for a moment.
You're friend takes your place behind the girl.
You exit the building, and walk around so that you're visible from the window.
you wave to the girl from outside who (if timed correctly) will be reaching orgasm.
Guy: Hey man, i need your help.
Friend: What's up?
Guy: I want to Houdini my girl.
Friend: Yeah, I'll help you!
Guy: I can't wait to see her face!
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To quote Joe: "The Houdini is when you're doing a chick from behind and then you stop and spit on her back so she thinks you're done and then when she turns around you cum on her face and yell 'HOUDINI!!!'"
Steve: "She dumped you? Why?"
Joe: "I don't know, I thought it was pretty funny when I gave her The Houdini."
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