How do you rate?

How do you figure

Jon: work is boring
Jeff: yeah I think I'm going home
Jon: How do you rate?

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Tucson How Do You Do

When you kiss your friend’s dad while he’s on the toilet

Bracken: Oh yeah my dad is in the bathroom
Christian: Well in that case I’ll give him a Tucson How Do You Do!

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how are you this bored to search this up

Self explanatory- The definition is in the title.

Person 1: Hey wanna search up how are you this bored to search this up
Person 2: …this is what I get for letting you out of the mental facility.
Person 1 hahahahahahahahahaha

how do you say

a hottie

"that girl is a how do you say"

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HOW COULD YOU LEAVE US

ITS A NF SONG WHY ARE YOU searching it up in urbandictionary

mom:bye bye

NF:How could you leave us

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how do you do

any form of sex

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how much you normally pay?

Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!

when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response

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