how do i live

Just don't die.

Friend: How do I live?
Me: It's easy. Just don't die.

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how do i even

basically when you get feels and you can't finish a sentance

person: Dan and Phil are in our city.
Me: hOW DO I EVEn

how do i breathe?

how are you alive if you don't know how to breathe?

someone: how do I breathe?
someone else: just breathe

how do you feel?

rhetorical question,asked after one has failed terribly

guy 1: dude,let's go watch the new Twilight movie!
guy 2: (shaking head) how do you feel??

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How do you rate?

An expression of envy at someone else's fortune.

Julie: I just got a check in the mail for $45 from some class action lawsuit I didn't even know I was part of.
Andrea: How do you rate?!

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How Do You Sleep?

A fucking brutal hate-song for Paul McCartney written by John Lennon.

"Oh, how do you sleep?
How do you sleep at night?"

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How do you sleep?

a phrase usually said when somebody does something awfully bad,yet they are fine wit´it.

Wren:how do you sleep?

Shelby:like a child