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The metaphorical barrier between boyhood and manhood.
Irv learned to Barbecue today and subsequently broke his bro-hymen.
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When your pants come from the manufacturer with the pockets sewn shut.
I can't get my hands in my pocket because of this stupid pocket hymen.
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The hymen of the ass. Of course, it doesn't actually exist, but it's something in the same vein as how the vaginal hymen refers to female virginity.
"Dude, did you break your ass hymen?" (...lose your anal virginity?)
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when three large black men all insert their dicks into the ass of a terrydactyl, while the terrydactyl is eating out a little asian girls pussy and frosty the snowman is jizzing all over everyone. meanwhile, jesus and moses are 69ing in the middle of a buisy street in montreal while the habs circle jerk on a hockey puck and force feed it to stephen harper.
your mom gives good hymen-lord
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The gynecological instance then the vaginal walls of an older women fuse due to lack of sexual activity
Ms. Smith, you can get dressed. fortunately, your condition is not serious and will not require surgery. Your early onset AARP hymen can be alleviated through the adoption of sexual relations or the purchase of a vibrator.
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An not so young anymore male that enjoys watching and "hunting" virgin females.
My friend Huss (a.k.a. the neighborhood snyper) is such a hymen hunter.
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The seal around the opening of an unopened container that lets you know that no one has been in there yet.
This mayonaise hasn't been tampered with, the packaging hymen is still intact
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