I'm inevitable

A quote from thanos from the Avengers: Endgame. So basically, thanos claims that he is unavoidable.

Me when I'm not invited to the party but I show up anyways: "I'm inevitable"

I'm birthday

I'm gay

Louis from 1d: "i'm birthday (gay) its pretty unfortunate isn't it Eleanor"

i'm sold

When you are convinced of/by something.

At first I wasn't certain whether Drake's album would go platinum but after listening to it and considering how good it is, I'm sold it will!

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i'm the g.o.a.t.

G.reatest
O.f
A.ll
T.ime

He's such a chump, i'm the g.o.a.t.
I'm the fucking G.O.A T., bro

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I'm soft

Typically used when you are talking about something in adoration.

Louis *in an interview*: "I'm close to all the lads but Harry is my best mate."
Me: "omg Larry is so cute, I'm soft."

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I'm Diamonds

To have an erection, using a simile comparing a penis to a diamond in hardness

"I'm diamonds right now baby.""Yum"

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I'm the shit.

I'm the best to ever to it. I'm the coolest, the most handsome/pretty, the best dressed, debonair. I'm the best overall in any category. I need to dust my shoulders off cuz I'm so fly.

You see my with my fresh pradas on? Yea, I'm the shit.

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