I know right?

An arrogant idiom used by insecure people to pretend they already know whatever it is someone tells them.

Widely confused with a request for affirmation, the question "right" is an attempt to bully the other person.

The idiom demands that everyone agree that "I know" because there is nothing you can say the insecure "I know right" idiot does not already know, right?

There is a giizzly bear sneaking up behind you...

"I know right?"

I just discovered the answer to P=NP.

"I know right?"

I named my baby Mary. You are the first person I told.

"I know right?"

Your zipper is down.

"I know right?"

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I know, right?

The stupidest saying in the entire world and so less cool than that's real. Also shortened to "right?" because the proles who chose to use this word and too lazy to use proper English.

Jack: Dude, I just got a 50 percent on my math quiz.

Jackie: I know, right?

Jack: Wait, what?

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I know words

when someone is bored and decides to look up "I know words", hoping to see some dirty ass definition, but then is disappointed

me - goes on urban dictionary to pass the time, searches up "I know words" hoping to get some sexual feedback. : |
"I'M F**KING DISAPPOINTED IN YOU URBAN DICTIONARY! F**k THIS SHIT.

I know places

The best song off 1989, it is so underrated and Taylor’s performance in the tour is absolutely incredible

Person 1: ‘I know places is such an amazing song!’
Person 2: ‘yes!’

I know boats

a know all, after a tv ad for a range of clothing.

guy loading people on to a boat
another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'

the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.

person 1 'are you sure you know how to wire up that house'

person 2 'yeah it's simple, it's just some wires'

person 1 'i know boats'

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I know right!

A phrase most teenies/preps/popular bitches use in expression of ''I can't believe it either''

''OMG can you believe Jessica?''

''I know right! What a slut!''

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I Know A Guy

1. A phrase to use as an excuse when you would rather not explain how you acquired something.

2. A phrase to calm your friend down after he/she has done something wrong and is looking for some help.

1. Jimmy: Dude, where did you get that gallon of PCP?

John: I know a guy.

2. Jenny: Oh my god, I'm pregnant! What the fuck am I gonna do?!?!

Jillian: Chill out, I know a guy.

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