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When 2 lesbians grind their bald biscuits together while trying to hold an ice cube in the middle. The object is to grind until it melts, without letting it slip out.
Melissa: Damn girl you rocked my world last night.
Patricia: Bitch I told you the ice cube sandwich was the best thing since the double-ended dildo.
Melissa: Yeah my meat curtain has freezer burn, but I'll be back for more tonight.
Patricia: I can't wait. My favorite part is eating the tuna milk shake when we get done.
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Similar to the pipeline, after a thorough ass fucking, the male then proceeds to pass a kidney stone into the woman's/men's anal cavity. (Based on your sexual preference)
Person 1: Jake gave me and ice cube dispenser!
Person 2: That's fucking awesome girl!
Person 3: I just squirted a little...
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When an obese African American, after reaching her fullest climax inserts an ice cube into her wet and steamy pussy to cool it down.
Sammy W: Im almost there baby
Matt King:Did u bring an ice cube?!?!?!?!?!
Sammy W: Why wouldn't I, I always do The African Ice Cube after I fuck.
Matt King:Thats why Im into you baby!
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The line that is tragically crossed when a naive child suggests seeing a movie starring Ice Cube. Once this line is crossed, it is imperative that you stay away from the movie theater, for the sake of the growing minds of our innocent American children. If you foolishly choose to step across this line and you go to see an Ice Cube matinee, you will have lost an oh-so-precious two hours of your life that you will never be able to get back.
- "Hey dude, lets see XXX: State of the Union"
- "NOOOO! Poor child! Take it back! You must not cross The Ice Cube Line!"
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The act of freezing male ejaculate into the form of an ice cube and then making someone add it to their drink
Becca loves having my Washington ice cubes in her coke!
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An illicit sex act in which one party inserts a cube of ice into the anus of the other party. The ice is then thrust further inward with the first party's penis. Local legend suggests this practice originated with the Native Americans.
"Did you hear Lisa broke up with Tom? Yeah, he gave her the ol' dirty ice cube and she hasn't spoken to him since."
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sitting on ice cubes was invented by nick davis it is used for critisizing somthing stupid that someone says by using a term that is absolutly retarted because who would sit on ice cubes
GUY 1: i could have that girl if i wanted her but i dont want her.
GUY 2: man u sittin on ice cubes u idiot
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