do you want to fuck

see emo
just kidding.
phrase used to express deep feelings for another person. or a spur of the moment thing which is 9184932479324 times more popular

door: knock knock
tim answers door
lisa: would you like to buy some cookies?
tim: do you want to fuck?
lisa: ok!

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Call it What you Want

A song by Foster the People on their album, Torches.

"Foster the people are amazing ! Pumped up kicks isnt their only good song, Call it What you Want is amazing too :)"

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you want my foot?

The act of ramming your foot so far down someone's throat that they orgasm as you tickle their tonsils with your ankle.

Crofty: Kyle, you want my foot?
Kyle: (no response)
Crofty:*rams foot down mouth*
Kyle: *gags before screaming with delight as his tonsils are caught on Crofty's toenails before ejaculating through his nostrils*

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you know you want it

What a man says to a woman (usually a virgin) when she intends to have any kind of sex with him, but has doubts whether it is the right thing to do.
The phrase is intended to encourage the woman to give up her doubts and have sex, because she wants it herself.

Jennie intends to give Kevin a blowjob, but she isn't sure whether to do it or not.
-Kevin, I am not sure about this...
-Come on, you know you want it!

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Call me if you want

It’s your choice but I want you to call me
I want you to want to call me

Guy 1-She said “call me if you want”
Guy 2- dude call her

be alpha if you want clam

If you want action you have to be alpha. Women don't like nice guys unless they are 30, hit the wall (looks are deteriorating), are alone and desperate and if she wants not to be cast away from society she then is finally ready to "settle down" more like ugly and the beast, amirite? Anyways still then she can leave you after having given you no action after you having given her so much love and investing in her.

I am alpha and got tail since I am smart and not a nice guy anymore. So you too be alpha if you want clam.

Believe what you want

Believe what you want is saying you're free to question and believe anything you choose, whether it's true or false, rather than forcing someone to share the same point of view, beliefs, or thoughts. It's not the same as an admission of anything.

If you're going to claim to tell it like it is, then tell it like it really is without your bullshit deceptive spin on what believe what you want means. Being full of shit isnt telling it like it is.

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