black

Considered a color. However, it really represents the absorption of all other colors in the spectrum, in a similar (but inverse) way white reflects all other colors. The opposite of white.

Also, a supposedly slimming color on obese femals (it doesn't work ladies).

I see a red door and I want to paint it black.

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black

When something doesn't work

"I can't make a folder, MySpace is being black. And by black I mean not working"

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Blacked

It's a long-going adult entertainment series that it's mostly a kink-fetish for some and it might be racist in itself because black male pornstars usually fuck white porn actresses on those videos.

Billy: Hey Chuck, guess who's the new addition to Blacked?

Chuck: Who is it?

Billy: Aidra Fox, my favorite pornstar.

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in the black

It is a state of a financial success. You will know you are in the black as soon as the ladies come to mate and the nobodies come to hate.

Lady: That's a nice watch watch you got there
Lady: Yeah, it really is
Ryan: Well I am currently in the black
Lady: Oh, that's good to know...
Lady 2: Really good to know...
Ryan: How about you and your friend come up to room 118 later tonight and I'll show you how good it really is to be in the black
Lady: ooo
Lady 2: I like that idea
Ryan: Booya...

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black

1. Darkest shaded of color
2. Racial/ethnic term: A black is a person with a majority of ancestors that stayed in sub-Saharan African during homo S. Sapian's original exodus from the continent. Blacks are the most genetically diverse race on Earth including some of the world's tallest (watusi) and shortest (pygmies) ethnic groups.

Today Black people live on every continent however they are most commonly found in sub-Saharan Africa, the Caribean, and the Americas. The term black is sometimes applied to the aboriginals of Australia however they are desecended from homo S. Sapian's original out of Africa migration, and thus are only black in a skin color descriptive sense, and not in a racial, genetic, or ethnic sense. Because of America's one drop rule, the term black is also sometimes applied to people with only half-black ancestry such as Halle Barry, and Bob Marley, however these people have a roughly equal mix of black and non-black ancestry, and thus are only black in a socio-political sense, and are more accurately described as multi-racial.

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black in

to piece together parts of a night that was initially categorized as a blackout. Usually followed by an epiphany

I remember being really hungry, really tired and really cold last night. But that doesn't explain why I'm now well fed, well rested and smell like shit. Wait a second! I'm starting to black in now. I was stumbling home and decided to fulfill all 3 needs in one shot so I hopped in a dumpster, covered myself in newspaper and ate a bunch of dumpster food.
I'm not an alcoholic because I didn't blackout, but I might actually be a bum

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Blacked

Basically the same as RickRolling but with Rebecca Black's "Friday"

Girl: "I just want it to be Saturday!"
Guy: "NO! It's Friday, Friday. Gonna get down on Friday!"
Girl: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: You've just been Blacked!

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